*For the original "Why Nate is Great" post click here:* http://lacibuttars.blogspot.com/2008_03_01_archive.htmlDuring the summer my day begins after a good amount of sleeping in. I daresay if there were a competition of staying up far too late, and sleeping in way too long, I would take the prize. A sad confession, I realize. (my only justification is that it's summer and I'm more productive during the school year) After a long snooze I rouse to make Nate's sack lunch before he heads off to his daily work meeting and then continues to a
7-8 hour day of knocking doors. All the while, I try and keep myself busy by either shopping with friends or straightening the house.
Last week I spent more days then I'd feel comfortable admitting wandering around the mall, so today I knew I needed to do some serious cleaning. As I sat here at our rented, black, wooden table and scowled at the tower of dirty dishes in the sink; I was a bit discouraged to consider the long process that lay ahead of me. Scrubbing slimy plates that have sat slightly ignored for too many days, and attempting not to dry-heave (sorry to be so graphic) as gooey globs of garden salad slide down the garbage disposal, is
not my idea of a good time. Long story short - I DESPISE doing dishes. Why don't we just rinse our bowls after slurping down cereal? Good question. But for reasons unknown, Nate and I just can't seem to keep on top of this specific household chore.
I was almost completely fed up with being the one who always succumbs to the soapy job. "Why can't Nate give me a break at least once?" I silently whined as I hot water seeped up the stainless steel sink. Just as I began to slide into self-pity, I snapped out just as quickly as I realized the contrast in my daily activities compared to Nate's.
Therefore the actual reason of this post - in good old fashioned David Letterman style,
THE TOP TEN REASONS
Why Nate is Great: Part Deux-10. As mentioned above, he spends the vast majority of his day knocking doors.
9. He doesn't complain about the continually unoriginal sack lunches I make him everyday.
(a PB&J or turkey and cheese sandwich, yogurt, small bag of chips, Oreos 100 calorie pack, and a Gatorade)
8. He has 6 shirts to choose from throughout the whole summer. (There are only 5 in the pic because he's wearing one. I DO know how to count)

7. He has even fewer pairs of shorts to choose between.

6. To him, accessorizing with a hat is best part of getting dressed. (He had all these specially made just to stand out a bit)

5. He does all this work in extreme heat. Yesterday the temp hit a high of
101 degrees, not to mention humidity.
WOW.
4. He cut his own hair in attempt to stay cool from the heat.

3. Instead of sexy smelling cologne, he gets to smell like a mixture of these:

2. He RARELY complains. I honestly think I complain for him more often than not.
1. He does all of this so we will have more money and won't have to work as much during the school year.
So go ahead Nate, kick back with your Dr. Pepper and NBA Live '08 on the Playstation.
I'll scrub the dishes anytime.